similar), Skirt-Gap (similar), Belt-Old Navy (similar), Scarf-Forever 21 (HERE), Socks-Target, Boots-Target (similar)
Raise your hand if you ate yourself into a finger food coma and drank your weight in alcohol while watching the Superbowl.
Can they please just make the Monday after the Superbowl a national holiday? It seems un-American to work the next day after watching the biggest sporting event of the year. And I don't even like football all that much. (But I do like having an excuse to eat all the crappy but delicious foods I want. Mmm guacamole dip).
Did you call out "sick" this morning? I'm sure your boss knows you're faking it, but if they're smart, they called out too!